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buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

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ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

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kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

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beauxbatonsacademy:

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

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skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

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sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"

sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"

"yes fadda"

"find a wey ti schoo den"

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remember when cody moved into the closet

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stability:

sniffing:

finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours

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getting stuck on the next level

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whoufflesoufflegirl:

theangelshavetheconfetti:

n0-way-in-n0-way-0ut:

homewalks:


oh really are you really sure

wasn’t he possessed by a demon in that scene

Yup, that’s how Dean knew it wasn’t his dad

Oh my god.
I thought my fandom had father issues…

whoufflesoufflegirl:

theangelshavetheconfetti:

n0-way-in-n0-way-0ut:

homewalks:

image

oh really are you really sure

wasn’t he possessed by a demon in that scene

Yup, that’s how Dean knew it wasn’t his dad

Oh my god.

I thought my fandom had father issues…

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dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

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chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

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chickemuqqets:

Complaining to my parents like

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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

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tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

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