PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti
sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off
remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
let’s go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"find a wey ti schoo den"
remember when cody moved into the closet
finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours
getting stuck on the next level
oh really are you really sure
wasn’t he possessed by a demon in that scene
Yup, that’s how Dean knew it wasn’t his dad
Oh my god.
I thought my fandom had father issues…
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
So I finally found the science side
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
Complaining to my parents like
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee