making plans with friends like
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
Literally my favorite vine of all time
so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines
came in like a wrecking ball
i’m constantly torn between wanting to watch new shows, re-watching old shows and attempting to have a life that doesn’t revolve around shows
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk