having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”
NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?
GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go throughthe perfume department
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday
no not a bra good lord
Like,how could Crowley knock twice if he’s not alive?????
Crowley probably took so long to knock because he was trying to figure out how that made any sense