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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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wastery:

Me :

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karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

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trait:

when your crush talks to you first

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morenoperez:

angelina jolie is so important like she teaches her adopted kids about where they were born and takes them back there and doesn’t let that culture slip away or try to assimilate them and she lets shiloh dress and present the way they want to like did you see how cute shiloh’s suit was omg and she does some amazing charity work and she’s just a great activist all around i love her

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memeguy-com:

Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book

memeguy-com:

Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book

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thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

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bewbies:

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

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asylum-art:

Kevin Champeny

Artist on Tumblr | on Facebook

"What Remains"
60” wide x 48” tall x 1” deep
35,000+ hand cast urethane flowers

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genderpronouns:

wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

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ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

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bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

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